As seen in Rock, Paper, Shotgun!

Lovely Pleasant Teatime Simulator is an interactive tea party experience in which absolutely nothing awful will happen whatsoever and everybody involved will have a wonderful time.

Tweet a screenshot of your final score with the hashtag #LovelyPleasantTeatime to earn your place in history as a connoisseur of tea and scones.

Release date Jun 24, 2018
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
AuthorDamon L. Wakes
GenreInteractive Fiction, Simulation
Made withGIMP, Twine
Tagsbiscuits, Comedy, competitive, High Score, scones, tea, tea-party, Twine, yorkshire
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsMouse, Touchscreen


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I enjoyed playing this but 2 questions: 
1. Is there a way to reset it so I can play again? 
2. From the description I was a little nervous there would be a jump scare or surprise trauma twist which might just be me being over-conditioned by bait and switch games and videos. Everything bad that happened in my play through was because I was an atrocious guest. Is there any sort of "sudden twist" that the player might be shocked by? I want to recommend this to a few people who would be amused but also have anxiety issues.


Thanks for playing! In answer to your questions:

1: There wasn't supposed to be any way of playing through a second time - I wanted the game to reflect the fact that players would not realistically be invited to this particular tea party ever again - but I'm aware that people have worked out ways to have another go. I don't want to offer any clues myself, but I will say that it's really not that hard.

2: No, there's no shocking twist. The description of the game is deliberately misleading, but I can promise the individual choices are 100% honest about what's going to happen: there's never any occasion where you select "accept another cup of tea" and suddenly zombies burst out of the pantry.


1. I know I certainly won't be invited back after drinking the entire pot myself!

2. Thanks. I really enjoyed the nature of the game. I wasn't sure why I had that sense upon first reading the description but I appreciate clearing it up. I have more than a few people I think who will get a kick out of this game. It's really great.


I have come, I have drunk, and I am, the victor.

This is fantastic! So glad you enjoyed the game too.

Absolutely man!It's a good time. :{)