Gold Brick Simulator

GOLD BRICK SIMULATOR IS THE WORLD'S BEST AND ONLY* DIGITAL SIMULATION OF A LARGE GOLD BRICK

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True to the scarcity of the real-world metal, the full version Gold Brick Simulator is exclusively available to only the first 1,000,000 people to purchase a "Non-Functional Trinket" granting access to the experience.

How do I stop people simply sharing the downloaded game with one another, you ask? Please don't ask that.

Instead, just enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a digital representation of a hefty chunk of gold that you can click repeatedly and...it slowly rotates? Maybe there's other stuff too. Look, it's more than a real gold brick would do so I don't know why you're complaining.

NOT SURE IF IT'S FOR YOU?

I've got your back! A modest sample of the game is available above so you can try it out in-browser - entirely for free! I'm literally figuratively handing out gold here.

(Leaderboard submissions available in paid version only.)

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

As a way of giving back to itch.io for hosting my projects for all these years, 100% of the revenue for this game will go to itch until the end of April 2025. That's right. The games marketplace that would quite happily allow me to set their cut of the money to 0% if I want to? Right up until the end of the month, I'm going to do the opposite. Buy one of these virtual gold bricks, and you'll be sending $2.99 or more to a site I quite like and I'm assuming you quite like too.