Gold Brick Simulator
GOLD BRICK SIMULATOR IS THE WORLD'S BEST AND ONLY* DIGITAL SIMULATION OF A LARGE GOLD BRICK
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True to the scarcity of the real-world metal, the full version Gold Brick Simulator is exclusively available to only the first 1,000,000 people to purchase a "Non-Functional Trinket" granting access to the experience.
How do I stop people simply sharing the downloaded game with one another, you ask? Please don't ask that.
Instead, just enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a digital representation of a hefty chunk of gold that you can click repeatedly and...it slowly rotates? Maybe there's other stuff too. Look, it's more than a real gold brick would do so I don't know why you're complaining.
NOT SURE IF IT'S FOR YOU?
I've got your back! A modest sample of the game is available above so you can try it out in-browser - entirely for free! I'm literally figuratively handing out gold here.
(Leaderboard submissions available in paid version only.)
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
As a way of giving back to itch.io for hosting my projects for all these years, 100% of the revenue for this game will go to itch until the end of April 2025. That's right. The games marketplace that would quite happily allow me to set their cut of the money to 0% if I want to? Right up until the end of the month, I'm going to do the opposite. Buy one of these virtual gold bricks, and you'll be sending $2.99 or more to a site I quite like and I'm assuming you quite like too.
Exclusive content
Get exclusive access to this simulator by purchasing while quantities last.
Non-Functional Trinket
The full version of Gold Brick Simulator is only available to the first million people to purchase a non-functional trinket. 99.99% of the world's population will never get a chance to play it. Don't miss your chance!
You will get access to the following files:
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is there a layaway plan? monthly installments?
If you want to spread the cost a bit I’ve left a chessboard in the alley behind the big Tesco. Simply put a penny on the first square today, two pennies on the second square tomorrow, four on the third square the day after that, and so on. Just fill up all 64 squares and the game is yours!
lol amazing demo
ill give u nothing, ok?
Two packets of ketchup and one of those little mints that restaurants give out with the bill. That’s my final offer.
A way better purchase than the bag of potato chips I would've otherwise used a 3€-shaped slot in my budget on - because the evenings this will last are far more numerous than those of any bag of potato chips ever!
Got me "bricked up" (slang: excited). It's good because the number never goes down. Luxury clicker for refined tastes
to those who doubt gold brick simulator:
with gold brick simulator i was able to pay off my mortgage, restore my mental health points, release trapped cortisol, summon money so money finds me, and my lower back pain is gone. gold brick is everything.
(reviewed based on sample clicks)